like I have perpetual hunger games brainrot but. I do think so much about how a majority of the capitol citizens were content to spend like 75 years celebrating, promoting, betting on, and just generally enjoying the brutal and unnecessary murders of 23 living children, but when peeta dropped the baby bomb and they were under the impression that a fetus was going to be in the arena w its living (16-17 year old!!!) mother?? there were riots and demands for the games to be canceled. it took a nonexistent unborn baby for the capitol citizens to openly question and criticize the games and that was absolutely not an accident on suzanne collins part.
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An average person with a tumblr who hopes you have a good day/night
Quick! Funniest reason for someone to become a villain
Has a crush on the hero and can’t be normal about it
Being overstimulated is such a weird thing to explain to people. Like “hey sorry, I’m not mad at you and this is nobody’s fault and I’m not blaming anyone for it happening, I am aware this is a part of regular everyday life but I am mentally crumbling because There Have Been Things Happening nonstop for 5 hours straight back to back with no breaks, and I really need to sit down in complete silence for like 15-25 minutes, after which I will be completely fine and can proceed as normal. But if I’m not allowed to have that, I will resort to violence.”
When I was a kid I didn’t realize Canadian currency had different value, I just thought books cost more in Canada because the publishers hated Canadians
BALD GUY FIGHT ROUND 1
Shrek sweep! Shrek sweep!
“this changed my life!” me at a multitude of things bc i’m dynamic and have an open and big heart
Love how they’re absolutely mugging to the camera but it’s shot in a way that says this is a nature documentary and we are observing these men in thier natural habitat.
Anyway I stole their gender
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You’re going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven’t heard of before. You will find your way back.
heavy-handed with metaphor (as all lovers are) & filled to the brim with music
I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles
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when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?
saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno
I don’t believe you.
just watch
i love how musicians cover each others songs and I think authors should do that with books. i want to see what steven erikson would do with warrior cats
the locked tomb is such a special series because where else are you going to find a character like harrowhark nonagesimus. she’s a repressed goth camp mean lesbian space nun necrophiliac immortal teenage saint. she’s a war crime and the greatest necromancer of her generation and she’s bad at making soup. she’s the deadpan depressed leader of a death cult and she fell for a horny jock who makes “your mom” jokes at every opportunity. she tried to have sex with a hallucination of a 10,000 year old corpse. she’s a strict conformist to liturgical tradition and also a heretic who almost killed god when she was ten. should i continue




